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Este mes de Abril ElevenPaths ha cumplido cuatro a�os, y dentro de poco har� un a�o desde que me nombraron Chief Data Officer en Telef�nica, para que me ocupara de los proyectos de Big Data en la casa, tanto los de transformaci�n interna en la 4th Plataforma, como el lanzamiento de la unidad Luca-D3, y, como sab�is, comenc� a trabajar en una plataforma de Inteligencia Artificial que internamente hab�a denominado YOT (You On Telef�nica) y que al final se cristaliz� en Aura.

Todos esos proyectos est�n en plena evoluci�n, creciendo y a pleno rendimiento, as� que hemos abierto unas decenas de nuevas posiciones para todos aquellos que ador�is crear tecnolog�a. Desde puestos de Software Developer, hasta expertos en Natural Language Processing, pasando por Devops, Data Scientist, Security Analysts, etc�tera. Este es un detalle resumen de las posiciones que tenemos abiertas para trabajar en nuestro equipo. Ten en cuenta que de algunas de estas posiciones buscamos a m�s de un hacker.

Todas estas posiciones, m�s las que se abren en otras �reas de Telef�nica est�n en nuestro portal Jobs at Telef�nica, donde puedes tener el detalle completo de cada uno de los puestos, y en esta URL en concreto tienes acceso a los roles que est�n en nuestra unidad. 

Ya sabes que en nuestros equipos esto va de crear clavos, de hacer tecnolog�a, y de pas�rselo bien. Eso s�, te prometo que vas tener deadlines, que hacer deliveries, que lo que crees es para que sea utilizado, y que te vamos a pedir que lo hagas mucho mejor cada d�a. Si buscas un trabajo en el que no te vayas a ver retado y se te vaya a exigir que seas mejor cada d�a... este NO es tu sitio.

Figura 4: Vente a crear tecnolog�a a la f�brica de caramelos

Si a�n as� te animas a venirte a crear tecnolog�a a nuestra particular f�brica de caramelos, recuerda que el plazo de selecci�n es este mes de Mayo, as� que el tiempo apremia. Entra en la web y aplica al puesto, que estamos ya seleccionando los hackers para roles, y los procesos de entrevistas toman su tiempo.

Saludos Malignos!

We were driving down Route 5 from our campground to downtown Brattleboro when I saw it. One of those small signs sticking out of the ground that usually announce politicians or lawn services. This one was advertising a blueberry festival at the local First United Methodist Church.

Did you see that, I asked Jeremy, my voice quavering with excitement. The hours were from 7 to 2. Do you know what that means?
My husband stared at me, wondering what exactly he was missing here. I clarified. Seven a.m. That means...PANCAKES! Blueberry pancakes at a church in Vermont. It just seemed so sweet and perfect.

I have dragged my family along on some pretty unusual vacation activities, but I am so glad I pushed for this one.

My everlasting admiration is extended to the lovely people of this church who did not blink when our ragtag group barged in on their breakfast. We stopped in our tracks when we saw the tables laid with china, but the ladies ushered us in and set to work bringing us plates of fruit, hash browns, bacon, sausage, and blueberry pancakes. They filled our coffees and juices and offered us more and more and more.


After eating we wandered around out back where there were tables of local jams, chocolates, and dish clothes. The hot pepper relish was a camp favorite that got slathered onto many a meal over the next week.







So the church festival is now officially in my traveling bag of tricks. I have a feeling, though, that the Methodists are going to be a hard act to follow.

So my husband is making it sound like the most important item we forgot this past weekend was the coffee grinder. That is not true at all. The forgotten item that caused the most panic, stress, and early morning misery was my boys alarm clock. This is not the kind of alarm that is meant to get one out of bed in the morning; its primary purpose is to keep our children in their beds until a not-so-god-forsaken hour.

Let me back up a bit...

My four year olds have always been early risers, and I mean earrrrly.  I did not sleep past 5:30 am for the first two years of their lives. Camping always seems to heighten their desire to greet the sunrise. I dont know if it is the fresh air or the morning songbirds, but they wake up ready to go while it is still dark out and the entire campground is still sleeping.

So we first introduced the portable DVD player when traveling in our popup. Sounds ironic, right? Get out into the great outdoors and... pop in a show for the kiddies. Well, you should only judge if you have been in a camper with extremely loud toddlers crashing around in the predawn hours. Believe me, our RV neighbors appreciated our kindness, Im sure.

Last year I got one of my favorite products ever--an alarm clock by American Innovative that changes color when the kids are allowed out of bed. When they go to sleep it looks like this: