Tester Jobs Requirements (VIDEO GAME)

Our inventory, items in the room, and the landscape. 90% of it we cannot meaningfully interact with. THOU MUST FOLLOW THE RABBIT.

We cant hit Emily, because were sanctimoniously told: “Now, youll only turn people against you if you do things like that and quite frankly you need all the help you can get.” Okay, Id already figured this wasnt a violent game. Sleeping just acts like waiting, except it says “Zzzzz...” instead of the good old “Time passes.” … Emily wont let us read the book, or take our clothes off for a swim, and, come to think of it... We cant swim. Southwest of us is a lane, Emilys not stopping us from going anywhere, so lets go there...

There is nothing interesting beyond the description and graphics here. Wow, this is pretty empty. Okay, fine, West to the Field.

Almost unique, in that the graphics and text windows can be placed so as not to interfere with each other.

Again, nothing, because theres a bramble hedge. But, just on a hunch, lets wait... Five actions later, the rabbit appears. The next, hes past us and into the hole.

...Wait, what hole? I get the distinct feeling we arent getting the whole story. I also get the feeling we have timed events going on... Well, sod it, lets follow him... Whereupon we smack our head on the roof of the rabbit hole (Because its dark), get woken up by a beech nut dropping on our head from the tree (Because we were dreaming, didnt you read Wonderland?), and we get treated to a witch-hazel flavoured game over. Confirmed, this game has deaths. Although it does warn us that we shouldnt go any further, so its an avoidable one, in this case.

Lets start again, and this time, lets try the other way. Before we do, however, the map so far. The missing portions are the dark rabbit hole (West), a country lane that not only seems to extend endlessly, it does extend endlessly (South), and a Pear Grove (East).
Okay, fine, this time well go east first. And Ill gif this, because its important to see how big of a spoiler the graphics can sometimes be. If you come into this room in the first turn... Its just pears. But the gif will play once every time you enter the room. Whoops. Either way, theres only one pear-lantern we can get, and we can either pick it up now (And it miraculously turns into a lantern), or we can wait until it changes.

I was incredibly tempted to slap a Spoiler Warning over this image.

Part of this statement is a lie.

So theres another thing confirmed: Were playing an old adventure game (with all that implies)... And its using dream rules as well. This... Doesnt bode well. Oh well, time to catch the rabbit!

Entering the rabbit hole, we find that the thing that caused our first game over was... The tunnel tightening up a bit. Also a sharp bend that means we turn south now to follow thaAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh...
I fell into a rather long tunnel, with busts, and owls, and windows... All manner of things! I wish I could have saved a screenshot that does it justice, because its actually a long, looping animation, pretty smooth too... But GIF capture has its limits, and every attempt at capturing it has led to failure.

Right, falling past all manner of things, I know this from the Disney movie. I dont remember seeing a marmalade jar mid fall, however, so, just to be safe, I grab it before we fall onto some soft leaves. Better safe than sorry, after all...

So, after the first twenty minutes of playing, saving, loading and writing, weve found ourselves in Wonderland, and... Already theres death. No need for help yet, folks, but before I head off, lets take a look at the hints, and how it impacts our score...
Help → Game → Rabbit Hole

1. The rabbit hole looks like an interesting place to explore. 
2. It would help if you could see where you were going. 
3. A lantern would light the way.

You have used the Help facility 3 times. No score change, and our first puzzle solution can be potentially missed on your first try, or even your second. If youre impetuous.

Alice is carrying a jar, wearing shoes, and a white dress. We have 4 points, and the game is already looking pretty arbitrary, just as I remember! (Things will hurry up from this point on)

Time played: 20 minutes (Would have been 30 if I hadnt played this part before)