Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Campers Storm The Winter Olympics The Road to Sochi

The Campers Storm The Winter Olympics The Road to Sochi



The Lively Little Campers have been suffering through a serious case of cabin fever here at the Jersey Shore.  They have also been worried about potential Russian dominance at the Winter Olympics.  So Theo, Max, and Wes decided to take a little road trip to Sochi to ensure that the U.S.A brings home copious amounts of gold.  The reports of unfinished hotel rooms, shared toilet facilities, crappy wifi, and haphazard infrastructure did not faze these road hardened travelers one bit.  After all, they have spent over a hundred nights in campgrounds over the past four years.

Wesley has not officially walked yet, though he has been standing on his own for several seconds at a time. But after arriving in Russia the boy took to the ski-jump immediately.  He caught so much air that he downright shocked himself.



He landed the jump but immediately asked for a fresh diaper.

Maxwell, not to be outdone by his baby brother, also took to the ski-jump.  And he did so with his usual panache.



While he was soaring through the air he looked down and saw his brother Theo dominating in a new Winter event inspired by the exploits of none other than Vladimir Putin!



Who knew that the Russians would turn alligator wrestling into the newest Olympic craze!  What Putin wants Putin gets!  But what the Wes Man wants the Wes Man also gets.  The young lad was not satisfied to compete in just one event!  After being changed into a fresh organic diaper he was ready for the high speed action of the bobsled.



After their morning of domination the boys headed back to the athletes village in search of milk, snack, and a nap.  They were far from home and exhausted.  But so happy to represent their country.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

And thanks to Grandpa for having so much fun manipulating these photos.  The KGB has nothing on you.  Or maybe they do?

Onward.



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